What A Mess

fieldbears:

silverskulltula:

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

Every time I see some deep cut Tolkien post on Tumblr I think back to how Stephen Colbert basically admitted to having an account and said we’d never find him. And depending on the nature and quality of the post I am looking at, I will hope that that is Mr. Colbert. Anyway this is a 12/10

(via nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour)

manywinged:

always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

(via hashtagloveloses)

blckbnnt:

“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

(via quinn-of-aebradore)

hauntedfalcon:

ALT

Robbie Daymond is the new Tony Hawk

halloweentual:

the first rule of tragedy is to have fun and be yourself. the second is to think about the themes forever and ever

(via totalspiffage)

smoshin-time:

Going to show this video to everyone who ask me the reason why I watch Smosh

This total chaos right here, is the reason why

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cyman:

ariadne-mouse:

modern AU gigolas? in MY critical role?

dykeyleth:

“many of them are baked goods” FUCK. pike

(via gorgynei)

gobliiine:

god I am literally vibrating over the luxon mention. I am yelling at the tv like it’s the superbowl